well, i am groot
Pro life: keep the baby!
Women: okay! Can I have prenatal vitamins?
Pro life: what?
Women: can I have financial help for doctor appointments?
Pro life: ummm.....
Women: can I at least get paid maternity leave?
Pro life: ummm... Excuse me?
Women: the baby is here can I get financial help?
Pro life: I'm sorry do we know you?
i didn’t understand the hype about wearing leggings as pants until i started wearing leggings as pants and now there’s no going back
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
omg I love nuns